Nip Accident/Too FAT!

This is definitely a TMI post, so reader beware! Ryan coaches the Avon Swim Team and got himself some nice Avon swim t shirts. Of course, he didn't get me one, which he knew wouldn't fly with me. He wound up scoring me a long sleeve one, and i almost cried I was so happy. He comes home with it and I couldn't wait to put it on. The one major problem, it was a Small, and not just a regular small, but a SMALL SMALL. So, I tried to tell him there is NO WAY this FAT belly is fitting into a "runs small" SMALL. Well, he tells me it stretches and will fit just fine. HA HA HA. So, I grab the shirt, strip down, put shirt over my head and as I attempted to pull the shirt over me chest area, Ryan hears my BLOOD CURDLING screams. I'm the one who so badly wanted a RAISED prong engagement ring, not realizing it catches on everything...well this moment was NO exception. If you can close your eyes and imagine trying to pull a shirt over pregnancy boobs, bra-less, I managed to slice my poor, sensitive, fragile, did I mention SENSITIVE nipple with my diamond prongs. I ran around the house holding bleeding nipple, screaming, as Ryan was "tied up" in the bathroom, no help whatsoever. I assessed the damage, and a few bloody napkins and some ice revealed a slice running from the top of my nipple to the tip. I might be the first person to ever put neosporin on their nip.......probably not though. Well, I am all healed and of course blamed Ryan for thinking my 19 week belly/boobs would fit into a small. SO my new shirt will be nicely stored for when I lose 700 pounds